Mrs. Yonkers is Bonkers by Dan Gutman

Mrs. Yonkers is Bonkers is funny. Mrs. Yonkers bought a cheese hat on eBay for 12 cents plus $10 shipping and handling. Mrs. Yonkers is the computer teacher. She has her own company. She made a spy cam for a turtle to see where the turtle is. She made a 6 feet tall running wheel. When someone runs fast enought it turns on the computer. The school teachers plan no junk in school. They took the pop and candy dispensers out of school. A.J. brought candy to school, and a security guard took it and ate it. In the middle of the story, she builds a machine that turns healthy stuff into junk food with the same taste as candy but the candy has all the vitamins as the health food. I think that is cool. Next she builds a sub so she can relax. The sub is really mean, Mrs. Robo Yonkers. Arlso makes her really mad and she starts bouncing off the walls. She even slapped this girl named Emily. Then she chased Mr. Carbles. Andrea (the brown-noser) went to get the principal. The principal called Mrs. Yonkers (the real one). She came and pressed the self-destruct button. The head landed on top of the flagpole. My favorite character was the turtle. I encourage people to read

by Kristian L.